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Hiya!!

I turn "the big two five" on Saturday and I want you to come and be drunk in my home with me.

There will be no door prizes.
There may or may not be a salad bar.
There may or may not be a keg.

Do NOT bring me gifts... I have "a thing" about gifts. I will burn them without hesitation still in their wrapping... (unless it's a living, unharmed fire fly)

There will however be a "Kissing Booth".

I will be charging $1/minute of making out with......... Me.

Why? Because it's that kinda "somewhat ridiculous birthday party". If you've ever been curious about the leathery chops on this grimey mug... this will be your opportunity to "make all your wildest dreams come true."

Making out with with me for a minute at a time is fun, safe, and you might just learn something*.

Persons in relationships must show proof of permission from their significant others. This can be a signed permission slip from him/her or a waiver from you that he/she will not know, and or care, and or try to "get" me, and or wreck my stuff as a result of your actions in, around, or pertaining to the kissing booth.

I may or may not donate every dollar to something meaningful.



I will also accept living, unharmed fireflies as currency.

Proof of a complete recent negative STD test enters you into the orgy raffle. KIDDING................................................................................................

But I spose if u wanna pay each other a dollar to make out without me that's fine too. Maybe if a significant amount of money gets raised I'll actually donate it to something... suggestions?


Usual Townhouse rules apply... call or write for directions (845.22.88.555, thomasghenry@gmail.com, myspace.com/thomasghenry )... smoking out back... quiet out front... park in guest spaces only... BYOB encouraged but not mandated... nudity mandated but not encouraged... crashing is welcome but you may or may not wake up being spooned by me or Rob, or you may or may not have to share a futon with 17 children... dont drive drunk.. u may or may not get all burned up like that chick in the bulliten...


I hope my vanity is equal parts digusting and fun. I am actually very fragile and lonely. I'm scared no one will come to my birthday party. I'm scared that no one will ever kiss me again... because it's so expensive... cuz of the gas prices.



MOST IMPORTANTLY (even more important than not drunk driving) PLEASE WEAR A FESTIVE HAT%%%%%%


*(You may or may not actually learn anything.)